Minimau5: I am in a steam bath so high on cold medicine that I am now seeing rainbows, watching the notebook, texting random shit to 20 different people...
Friend: I WANT some of whatever you are on
Minimau5: I am convinced I am part evil
Minimau5: The diet coke of evil
Minimau5: Mini evil 2.0
Friend: Nyquil?
Minimau5: just one calorie...not evil enough
Friend: I am going to go take some nyquil