| ME: | A friend has an idea of putting jell-o in the kiddy pool at Coachella |
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| BOY: | OMFG |
| BOY: | That is my childhood dream |
| ME: | How though? |
| BOY: | Get the dimensions of the kiddy pool |
| BOY: | Calculate the volume from that |
| BOY: | Reduce it by 20% since you won't fill it to the top |
| BOY: | Then extrapolate that out of the number of boxes of jell-o you will need. I estimate this to be roughly 40-50 boxes |
| ME: | oh my effing god |
| BOY: | And get a color other than red |
| ME: | How many hours of thought have you |